IC CONTACT [ LOST CARNIVAL ]

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DESCRIPTION: This theoretical carny rarely answers their radio due to being off their ass drunk.

✉MAIL BOX LOCATION: Mailbox on Door
DESCRIPTION: Mail is best left in the cute little birdhouse mailbox hanging from their trailer door. Alternatively, you can shove it under their door so that they actually look at it.

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[whattaprick]

Hey, Shima. What are you up to?

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[ ughh the radio ]

Just hanging out. [ More like napping, but then radio. ] What's up?

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What kind of equipment did the Exorcists usually train you with?

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Demons.

[ Yeah, they use demons. Just throw those kids in the pit with some motherfucking demons, what could possibly go wrong? ]

[whattaprick]

Besides demons.

You weren't born knowing how to jump that high, were you?

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That? That's Myo Dha stuff. Wooden staves, lots of obstacle courses in the mountains, fighting on tall stuff, that sort of thing.

[whattaprick]

[ Bingo. ]

If you had something like that here, would you use it?

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Absolutely not.

[ Lambert, remember who you're talking to. A lazy-ass punk kid, that's who. ]

[whattaprick]

[ Instantly: ]

Too fucking bad. We're getting some anyway.

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Why even ask if I don't get a say... [ whine whine whine ] I don't need any more training, so don't expect me to use it.

[whattaprick]

It's not going to be just for you. Know it well enough to teach someone else?

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To teach someone... uh... I don't... know? [ ??? ] Dude, I'm not sure I'm the best choice of teachers. I'll just end up makin' fun of everyone.

[whattaprick]

Just show them how to use it and make sure they don't break their necks. You don't have to hold their hands.

[ Struggle builds character: the Lambert way. ]

Besides, who else am I gonna ask? The one that adopts hell creatures for fun?

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Rin? That's a joke, right? [ No? ] Okumura's scary strong, but he barely has a year of any combat training at all.

[ So that would definitely be a no, do not do that. ]

I guess I could try, but I ain't making any promises of success here. Just how extensive is this course gonna be? More than one route through? Dead ends? Stuff to vault off of to other stuff or just some walls to climb?

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I'll work with whoever's willing to show up. If that's him, I don't have a lot of other options, do I?

[ Seriously ... ]

I don't know how big engineering is planning on making it, but making a course you can do different ways is the plan. The details aren't all set, which is why I was asking. Gonna have a place for people to spar, practice magic, or whatever else they want without destroying the rest of the carnival too.

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If you just make a normal, boring obstacle course, even you'd be able to teach that...

[ But chances are he'll at least try, but prepare thyself for endless bitching. ]

But giving a lot of options to climb and jump works pretty well. I wouldn't let any of 'em go roof-jumping, though, even if they do get it down.

[whattaprick]

You're the one with all the free time. [ All too cheerful. ] Make it work. I have faith in you.